New York State has decided to allow a “Holiday Deer Hunt” (seriously).

Christmastime deer hunting – – seems like a great way to promote a the great outdoors

If you’re not a hunter,

a walk in the winter wonderland, a snowmobile jaunt, a cross-country ski trek  – we have a new slogan:

“Not just Icy, Pretty Dicey!”

And “See Some Wildlife?  Duck!”

And here’s an old Chuck Berry tune for the new festivity.

 

“RUN RUDOLPH RUN”

Billboard’s S’Hot 100, Number Six with a Bullet

 

 

Out of all the reindeers you know you are the mastermind

But run, run Rudolph, hunters ain’t too far behind


Run, run Rudolph, Santa’s gotta make it to town

Santa, wear an orange vest and you’d better keep your head well down.

Run, run Rudolph ’cause they’re loaded up and shootin’ all around

 

Said Santa to a boy child, “What have you been longin’ for?”

“All I want for Christmas is a semi-auto BAR.”

And then away went Rudolph whizzin’ like a shootin’ star

 

Run, run Rudolph, you’re called fair game in this town

Santa, make him hurry, we don’t want your sled shot down

 

Run, run Rudolph, I just heard a .30-06 round

Run, run Rudolph, the Grinch has got a compound

Bow.


Santa, make him hurry, tell him we all got guns and beer,

Run, run Rudolph, I’m strappin’ on my bandolier.

 

Said Santa to a girl child, “What would please you most to get?”

“A little baby doll with crossbow or Barbie with a bayonet”

 

And then away went Rudolph, zippin’ up his Kevlar vest

‘Cause we leave the house without a rifle, we just feel undressed.

 

Run, run Rudolph, gotta make it to town

Santa, make him hurry, tell him he better stay in the mall

Run, run Rudolph we don’t want your antlers on the wall.

 

apologies to Chuck Berry

NY is not only allowing deer hunting until New Year’s, they’re also allowing hunting for a half-hour after sundown – – Rudolph, with your nose so bright, you’re sure to be in someone’s sights by night.

The old Xmas postcard is from the Library of Congress

Finger Lakes, FLX, NY, Upstate New York

New York extends deer hunting season through the holidays. Run, Rudolph, Run

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23 thoughts on “New York extends deer hunting season through the holidays. Run, Rudolph, Run

  1. The family holiday hunt’s a bit of a tradition here in Texas. Plenty of people I know make plans to hunt deer — or dove, or whatever — between Christmas and New Year’s days. Some of the most popular places for non-hunters, like Brazos Bend State Park, publicize the days they’ll be closed to everyone but licensed hunters. They have an announcement on their site now that the entire park will be closed from 2 p.m. Dec. 12 to 8 a.m. Dec. 16,
    and only permitted hunters will be allowed in the park.

    Various refuges and wildlife management areas, like Brazoria, also allow hunting on all or a portion of their land, but keep some areas restricted to non-hunters. The hunting period, from one-half hour before sunrise to one-half hour after sunset, is standard for all seasons.

    As for the rest of it? The land that’s just ‘there’ and not regulated, or open to mixed use? That’s exactly what the orange jacket and bright orange hat in my closet are meant for. Besides, the most dangerous hunters are the dudes who hunt from the road in the middle of the night, and I’m not going to run into them anyway.

    Your parody’s great, but I wouldn’t worry too much about Rudolph. The old, smart deer seem to know exactly when the season starts, and they fade away into the woods — to more than a few hunters’ frustration. Rudolph’s one of the oldest and smartest. He’ll be fine!

    • Hi Linda – I think of hunting kind of like driving – the vast majority are being careful, it’s the small number of goofballs that worry me. And I’ve felt a bit more worried since more hunters have switched from shotguns to rifles – a bullet from a 30/30 can fly quite a distance, much less these guys with 7mm/08, etc. I don’t hunt or know much about it, but just looking at the hunters I run across, seems like there’s fewer bolt-action and more semi-autos out there, so it must be tempting to snap off a second or third shot when the first one misses. There’s always a few dozen folk wounded every year and a couple fatalities. Although letting 12-yr-olds out there with rifles hasn’t been a problem so far, as far as I know.
      But this is all pretty serious-sounding and I really just wanted to post another lightweight song parody that popped into my head. There’s some preserves that only allow bow-hunting so I’ll be walking there w/orange vest and no worries.

  2. Darts and Letters says:

    Good song, lol.

    My dad hasn’t been out since opening week of deer season because he dropped a piece of firewood on his foot (mostly a nuisance injury, getting better) so the deer are safer in the woods behind them. I went for a walk back to their woods during thanksgiving week and there were two new deer blinds on the adjacent woodlot, next to their land. I asked my dad about them and he just shook his head. people down in the more populated southern parts of the state pay to build and lease blinds up north (which is funny because my mom and dad aren’t really what’s thought of as “up north” for the lower peninsula), the people who own that land are newer to the neighborhood and do things like shoot guns off their back porch so it’s no surprise they don’t mind three deer blinds right behind them . i think my dad’s pretty glad is hunting days are mostly behind him. Once he gets a deer so he and my mom can have venison in the freezer, he generally quits for the season

    • Sometimes in the small nature preserves near my hometown, there’ll be blinds one foot over the line on private land., so you don’t really feel 100% safe walking on the non-hunting area.
      When I used to zigzag back home from Lake Ontario, sometimes I’d drive past a huge private hunting preserve “Savannah Dhu” a big real estate developer set up, with miles of really high fences, 4,000 acres I think. And the Oneida Nation (the same tribe that’s been in Green Bay since 1830’s), has a 3,000 acre hunting area in Madison Co. (NY) they rent out, not far from their NY casino.

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